malloc wrote: ↑Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:13 pm
Posts like that really drive home why I am an atheist. It feels impossible for me to take something like that seriously as a hypothesis about how the universe works.
Is it that strange? I have heard many parents say they feel like their toddler is the real boss in the household.
There are also theological justifications: (Disclaimer: I read this stuff years ago. You might want to read the source texts yourself:
https://vedabase.io/en/library/sb/)
Hinduism has different theories of divinity than Abrahamic religions. One common definition of God in Hindu theology is Satchitananda, Truth-Consciousness-Joy. IIRC Krishna's antics correspond to God's Joy aspect. There's also a universal Consciousness, every aspect of which is divine. E.g:
When Krishna's adoptive mother caught him stealing butter, she wanted to punish him by tying him to a post. Miraculously, all the ropes she could find were too short to hold him. If that doesn't impress you, one time she caught him eating mud. He lied and said he didn't do it, so she told him to open his mouth. When she looked inside, she could see the whole universe.
Ignoring the ancient setting, this psychology is not so different from mooning over cute anime merchandise. Every aspect of the universal Consciousness is divine, even the parts that play with a kawaii blob or moon over a waifu. Besides, more transcendent-seeming gods are no less human. There has been an attempt to hide the human features of the monotheistic God by sublimation, but "transcendent" is just how a baby experiences its caregivers.
IIRC the SB describes what Krishna worshippers are trying to accomplish as "transcendental mellows". You could search for that phrase in the text linked above.
Krishna isn't
hungry for butter as such. The significant factor is the theft, as required of him because of his theological function as Hari:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hari#Etymology As a child, Krishna steals butter, which symbolizes love (since Indian villagers didn't have a lot of candy to steal thousands of years ago). That is to say, the Krishna child steals the hearts of men just as the Divine lures men away from temporal prosperity by tempting them to do their duty. In the form of a lover, Krishna plays out this symbolism by playing a flute that lures village girls out of their homes to dance with him under the full moon. (I suspect this Rasa Lila is the inspiration for all those Bollywood dance scenes.)
A warning: IIRC the Hare Krishna group takes 50% of your income.
One of my uncles is a traditional Muslim farmer. He thinks Krishna was a prophet of the monotheistic God whose teachings were corrupted over time. According to Islamic scholarship, Allah has sent around 124,000 prophets. One to each community just as their sins were piling up to the point where they would have been destroyed. In the end, He decided to make sure Muhammad's teachings would be divinely preserved in perfect condition, but there would be no more prophets after him (although there can still be religious figures not bearing the title of "prophet" who are otherwise indistinguishable from prophets).