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Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2026 11:32 am
by Raphael
hwhatting wrote: ↑Thu Apr 02, 2026 7:16 am
Gothic had plinsjan, which is a loan from Proto-Slavic. Looks like the Germanic people weren't good at dancing, liked it better when other peoples did it, and loaned their words for it ;-)

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2026 12:57 am
by Raphael
Man in Space wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 5:03 pm My on-the-job knowledge came in handy today. I got a scam text purporting to be from my pastor using an unfamiliar number, but I was able to detect the scam (protip: indigents in a hospital will not request donations be in the form of Apple gift cards…or really any gift catfs) and notify Pastor (via his real number).

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2026 3:28 pm
by Raphael
rotting bones wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 3:25 pm Just to be clear, this is a regime that reportedly throws acid in the face of women who don't wear a hijab. At the same time, Iran released Lego videos of Hegseth giving blowjobs to Trump. As usual, religious people have the most perverted imaginations.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2026 5:26 pm
by Man in Space
Raphael wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 12:57 am
Man in Space wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 5:03 pm My on-the-job knowledge came in handy today. I got a scam text purporting to be from my pastor using an unfamiliar number, but I was able to detect the scam (protip: indigents in a hospital will not request donations be in the form of Apple gift cards…or really any gift catfs) and notify Pastor (via his real number).
I have fixed the typo. I wouldn’t have realized had you not posted—thank you!

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2026 5:47 pm
by rotting bones
Raphael wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 2:48 am But as far as the competence or lack thereof of the Far Right is concerned, I'd say that they're a lot more competent at getting power than at using it. They are very competent at pushing many people's buttons in just the right way, and telling many people the comforting untruths they want to hear, and as a result, they are very competent at getting support and therefore power. But their ideas about how the world actually works are generally false, and as a result, they are not at all competent at using the power they get.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2026 12:40 am
by Raphael
Man in Space wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 5:26 pm
I have fixed the typo. I wouldn’t have realized had you not posted—thank you!
Oh, I hadn't noticed the typo and didn't quote it for that. I had quoted it for the sort-of funny story aspect.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2026 12:57 am
by Raphael
zompist wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 11:25 pm Perhaps you are unaware that for all but the last year and a half or so of this period, Britain was run by the Conservatives. There was a whole thing, Brexit, it was in the papers. They already had their Trump, arguably two of them. And a head of lettuce was involved.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2026 10:19 am
by Man in Space
zompist wrote: ↑Wed Feb 04, 2026 8:31 pm. . .the only functioning state institution [in Pakistan] is the army. Every once in awhile they decide they can run the country better than civilians, and then spend ten years proving that they can't.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Wed May 13, 2026 7:06 am
by bradrn
zompist wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2026 3:40 am
Ares Land wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2026 3:34 am Every liquid is drinkable, at least once :)
Wait till you try root beer.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu May 14, 2026 3:37 pm
by malloc
alice wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2026 3:26 pmA bit off-topic: malloc() in a recursive footnote is probably not a good idea.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu May 14, 2026 4:04 pm
by Travis B.
alice wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2026 3:19 pm
Ketsuban wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2026 7:04 pm Not to be confused with expiatory stress, the emphasis your priest puts on atoning for your sins.
So loss of /r/ in some intervocalic contexts is due to supernatural influence?

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri May 15, 2026 5:28 am
by bradrn
Imralu wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2026 4:35 pm ketchup = [tʰəˌmäːɾɐʉ̯ˈsoːs]

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu May 28, 2026 3:07 pm
by Zju
Ketsuban wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2026 12:51 pm Starostin's chimeras do not meet the standard of historical linguistics.

Richard W wrote: ↑Mon May 25, 2026 6:05 am
Talskubilos wrote: ↑Mon May 25, 2026 4:46 am
zompist wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2026 6:16 pm Sino-Tibetanists happily reconstruct the numbers. I suppose Classical Tibetan *drug , Sunwar ruku, and Written Burmese k’rok could be from Middle Chinese *ljuwk, but they're explained better by proto-Sino-Tibetan *t-r’uk.
This numeral has parallels in NEC and appears to be derived from a lexeme 'hand' found in Yenissean *ŕɔŋ and Burushaki -reŋ.
Which looks rather like Balto-Slavonic *ránkā 'hand, arm', which has possible connections in other parts of Indo-European, but with initial cluster wr-. Alas, Bayesianly speaking, this connection has a good chance of being wrong, which itself is plausibly connected to the Balto-Slavonic word.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2026 3:58 pm
by Raphael
Travis B. wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2026 3:53 pm
One example of this is ME appel of paradis, which in ModE is 'banana'.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2026 3:01 am
by Raphael
Another one I quote not for being funny, but for being insightful:
Imralu wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2026 5:11 am Nge ye homwei mwe nge u go ge do nge u go zwa.
A skilled speaker can speak like a rock and speak like liquid.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2026 1:32 pm
by WeepingElf
Ketsuban wrote: ↑Fri Jun 05, 2026 10:27 am
Talskubilos wrote: ↑Fri Jun 05, 2026 1:00 am Thanks to Gemini AI […] I've found another possible match
Bahahahahaha! Yeah, you and AI are a match made in heaven, you both like spewing meaningless gibberish.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 4:47 am
by Raphael
Man in Space wrote: ↑Tue Jun 09, 2026 10:55 am
bradrn wrote: ↑Tue Jun 09, 2026 10:05 am Not a headline, but a great one spotted by a coworker in a textbook footnote:
Multiply lux times 93.02 to obtain foot candles
The Shrek 25th anniversary celebrations are getting weird.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 5:45 am
by bradrn
Raphael wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2026 4:47 am
Man in Space wrote: ↑Tue Jun 09, 2026 10:55 am
bradrn wrote: ↑Tue Jun 09, 2026 10:05 am Not a headline, but a great one spotted by a coworker in a textbook footnote:
Multiply lux times 93.02 to obtain foot candles
The Shrek 25th anniversary celebrations are getting weird.
I don’t actually get this one.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 2:49 pm
by Man in Space
bradrn wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2026 5:45 am
Raphael wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2026 4:47 am
Man in Space wrote: ↑Tue Jun 09, 2026 10:55 am The Shrek 25th anniversary celebrations are getting weird.
I don’t actually get this one.
I don’t know if Shrek is as big a phenomenon in Australia as it is Up Top. There is a famous scene wherein the titular ogre makes a candle out of his earwax, which was a popular enough meme for the MythBusters to test it.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 2:55 pm
by bradrn
Yuk.